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I was out for a springtime jog a few days ago, and I found myself daydreaming, as I do during exercise. It’s been a long, cold winter, and…
Read More →I hate the Canadians
Filthy Canadians in my backyard I hate the Canadians. They are always crapping on the sidewalk behind my house and eating my grass seeds. I’m referring, or course,…
Read More →Foreign Bodies
Fork in Urethra People shove lots of weird things in their bodies. I’m not just talking about little kids who swallow coins and batteries and keys. Although…
Read More →The End of Global Warming
Photo by Ciprian Morar on Unsplash Every few weeks I’ll see an article in the news about global warming. There will be a report of a new record high, or…
Read More →Another Car Wash?
About a mile and a half from my house, someone is clearing a large lot to build a car wash. To do this, they are cutting down…
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I have a new Zach
A few days ago, I was telling my wife a story about Zach. And she had to clarify which Zach. “Wait, Zach…. Viets?” “Yeah, of…
Read More →The Cure for Cancer
One thing that always blows my mind is the medical conspiracy theories. There are multiple theories, but one of the most insane is the cure for cancer. …
Read More →Food is Weird
Food is weird. I mean, most of the time, I don’t really think about food much. I eat at mealtimes, or other times, if I’m hungry. I try…
Read More →Needle sticks
In 2016, the most dangerous job in the US was that of logger. According to Time Magazine, loggers suffer 135.9 deaths per 100,000 workers. I don’t know…
Read More →I hate it when people tell me to vote
It is ceaseless, this focal message, repeated over and over. From co-workers, the internet, the television, the radio, strangers walking by. “Did you vote? You’ve gotta…
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