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The Weirdos Who Live With Us

There are these two weirdos who live in our house. They stink, they always try to eat our food, and they become wildly agitated every time we leave the house. We manage them by locking them in cages at night, and we let them out in the morning, when we think they won’t be able […]

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The Christmas Curse

The Bible describes the punishment for adultery as burning at the stake. Long ago, people suspected of practicing witchcraft were stoned to death. According to Muslim law, men caught drinking alcohol are to be publicly flogged. In Dante’s Inferno, those guilty of flattery must live in a sea of excrement. I must have done something

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Midwestern Family Keeps Economy Afloat

              As Wall Street retreats, fears abound about the impending economic collapse run rampant.  Ray Dalio, the founder of Bridgewater Associates, states, “This is not a recession; this is a breakdown.  You’re seeing the same thing that happened in the 1930’s.”  Mr. Dalio is a super-rich guy, essentially Scrooge McDuck, and he’s worried. I mean,

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